Sport+Jokes!

__//**JOKES!**//__ On this page we have some really funny or just stupid sporting jokes. If you have some good sporting jokes make sure you email me or put them on the discussion. ENJOY!

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? ** Because he liked sole music !

All of them, a crossbar can't jump !
 * Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar ? **

A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill !
 * What is black and white and black and white and black and white ? **

They egg them on !
 * How do hens encourage their football teams ? **

Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! **Why was Cinderella kicked of the team?** She ran away from the ball. One is round and charges though nets the other is just a basketball.
 * How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? **
 * What's the difference between an elephant and a basketball?**